Lucas Archer

I woke up last night around 2:30 AM with a severe cramp in my right calf. You know what the worst thing about that is? Not the initial searing pain. It's the thirty seconds after it dies down, when you're afraid of even twitching your leg because it feels like it might cramp back up again.

On the advice of a friend, I got Deloused in the Comatorium. I don't know if I'm enjoying it or not! It's really strange.

As no doubt half of LJ knows by now, Morri and GK were banned from FO for "racist trolling".

As Jimmy as already said, using the term "racism" is a huge fucking red flag. That kind of shit follows you, especially in today's online world. Second, it seems the mods didn't realize why they posted what they did; it was because Vaal was being a stupid fuck and they were mocking him and his comments. No racism involved.

Christ almighty. FO is being deleted from my bookmarks for a while.

Ok, anon on, IP screening off.

Reply with anything. Anything at all. What you think about me, how I should think about something else, something about food, Aristotle's views on the soul, whatever. Get to it, folks.

And lo, he didst but turn the computer off. And he looked upon the world, and smiled. For it was good.

I really need to update this now and again.

Yeah, speech tournament this weekend. We did pretty good. Woo. Time for sleep. Superbowl tomorrow!

It is LIQUOR O'CLOCK and only two friends on talkign to me! COWAAAAAAARDS!

Just did a serious pruning of my friends list. All entries from now on will be friends only.

It sucks when you're alone in the house, and you have just enough imagination that when you go to bed and turn off the lights and think about it, you can start to freak yourself out by imagining monsters et al lurking around in the dark.

The last five minutes. Holy shit. Just... holy. shit.

So I auditioned for a play yesterday during the afternoon. They say that the callbacks will be for Sunday evening, 7 to 11 PM. Cool, I think. That means they'll call sometime mid-Sunday. I'm not expecting much because it's my first audition for a play ever.

So Sunday rolls around and I'm at work with my cell phone, waiting for a call. Nothing ever comes. Six o'clock comes and I get off work. I figure, "Ah well, c'est la vie and all. Time to get home and watch Family Guy!" I go home and hook my cell phone up to the charger. I walk downstairs and watch TV. Family Guy is on, and it is funny. American Dad is on, and it sucks deepcore. I feel like getting another coke, so I walk upstairs to the kitchen. Lo and behold, the little red light on my cell phone is flashing.

No. No way. Absolutely no way. Right?

"Hey, this is Michelle, and we're wondering... where are you? You got a callback, you were supposed to be here at 7! Anyway, call me or Summer if you get this, because we're almost done."

Oh. Fuck. Me.

I call her back, tell her I'm on my way, and risk much money in speeding tickets as I drive about 30 miles from my house to the theater.

So yeah, I got a callback. :) Seems like there was a miscommunication or something, and I never got the message on my voicemail. I'll find out if I'm in the play hopefully by Tuesday. The play is an original adaptation of The Jungle Book, and I auditioned for Shere Khan.

Friday night. Nothing to do. Home alone.

Oh yeah. Time to get wasted and play some World of Warcraft.

Well, parents are off to Ireland. So I have the house to myself for a week.

Besides having massive amounts of naked time, what should I do?

I'm hungry. Someone go get me a burrito.

I'm at work. I wanna be home, so I can level up my Crusader. Or start my Erudite mage. Or start power leveling my dwarven priest. Or wreak havoc in Zul'Farrak with my rogue. Or continue the move towards the Deadmines with my warrior.

God help me, I'm addicted.

( WoW v. EQ2, FIGHT! )

GOD. World of Warcraft? More like World of Warcrap! The graphics suck ass! So goddamn blocky and shit! And don't get me started on the quests. What a bunch of lame collection quest crap. EQ2 doesn't have that! We have real quests, where we do shit and stuff! Like... deliver shit! And kill stuff so it can be delivered. What does WoW have? NOTHING! Also, I can't believe that Blizzard lets people mod their game. It's cheating! What a bunch of fucking cheaters you are! What, there isn't full voice acting? EQ2 has full voice acting, by almost every NPC in the game! WoW is so lame! Finally, what the hell is up with all your bashing of EQ2? What the fuck? Man, WoW sucks, and it's good that you know it, even if you don't acknowledge it. Represent, yo!

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And I'm up and running with my new system.


*SCORE*

I have a new computer on the way.

UPS says it's out for delivery RIGHT NOW.

.......

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH GET HERE GET HERE GET HERE GET HERE

Current Mood: RAAAAAAAAARG
Current Music: The waiting is the hardest part, Tom Petty

Home. *collapses*

Silver Medal in Impromptu speaking.